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Hlaevang
24/Sep/2017, 12:16 AM
Welcome to the Fellowship Pub!!!

Nestled on the grounds outside the Lonely Mountain, the pub serves as meeting place for friends and visitors of far away lands. Stop for a bit, a drink and some conversation.



Drinks:




Durin's Stout - A dark, bitter beer proudly served tonight by Hlaevangthe Pubmaster

King's Claret - a.k.a. Dorwinion Wine imported from down south. Enjoy this merry and sleepy drink! It's rare that Thranduil lets his barrels make it this far north.

Goblin's Grog - A very strong and foul type of alcohol that can't really be described by conventional means. Drink it if you like burning throats, gagging, or proving yourself in front of other Dwarves.

Bard's Arrow - Tales have it that the only reason why Bard was able to slay the dragon was because of the courage and clarity of mind that this expertly made cider gave him.

Sorceress' Potion - a.k.a. Miruvor from Lothlorien. No one knows how the Dwarves came to store so much of it. If you're a foreigner looking for escape, order some of this for renewedstrength and vigour.

Bilbo's Shire Ale - In honour of the great halfling. Polite to the tongue yet fulfilling for any Dwarf's drinking requirements, this one will really get you talking.

The Ghost of Smaug - If you want a rush, this is your spirit of choice. Bubbling with blue mist, it will send you into aspin. Your brain will scream. You'll burp out cold blue flames, and if they don't come out that way, they'll come outthe other end.

Everyday refreshment - coffee, tea, water are availible on demand.




Some Old Favorites:




Telperion Mist - An old favorite of the Dwarves . Drink at your own risk!

The Pippy - A way to get drunk twice as fast and with an extra kick. Beware of boots. Big boots.

Orc Bite - Created to give Dwarves the courage to face a horde of orcs wearing nothing but towels and armed with nothing but feathers.

The Lucust Lake Drink - The histories of this ale are largely clouded, but a counsel of ale experts deemed it too strong to be safe...

Long Mordor Ice Tea - Favorite drink of the Orcs, it is always drunk after battle victories. It cools the throat and quenches thirst. It has a slightly minty flavour, giving even the most filthy Orcs minty freshness. Served with a delicate Shire olive and Oggled Khazad leaf in it.

Lorien Breezer - A light coloured drink, this is a heavily fortified cocktail which is sure to entice the palette of men and women alike. Made from the freshest herbs and spices and several ounces of whiskey, this drink will set your very soul on fire.

Sandbrow Ale - An ale with a caffeine kick due to a wee bit of Mahal Espresso. Best served with limes this very sweet ale inspires singing and turns hair a bright stunning red for about fifteen minutes.





Food:
This is up to your imagination. Meat, bread, pie, potatoes, vegetables, eggs, cheese, or any combination thereof, and anything else that you might fancy. Simply approach Hlaevang and order whatever you're hungry for.